...the hell?

Okay so I get this text from a number I don't recognise:

Unknown: Horney? Mmmn i am x

So I text back

Me: Who are you?

Unknown: Shaun whose this?

Me: My name is Helen.  I'm from oxford. (at this point, I'm hoping they'll just realise they have the wrong number and go away)

Shaun: Omg really? Who r u

Me: You texted me that you were horney. (deliberate spelling error, because that's what he said)  I don't know you

Shaun: I think i was trying to text ane ex when a bit drunk lol sorry wish i new a helen but sadley dont lol (slightly creepy, so I respond hoping to get them to leave me alone)

Me: I live with my boyfriend anyway

Shaun: Shame! (I don't reply a pause of about 10 minutes before)

Shaun: So was u horney anyway? (I'm still not replying)

Shaun: I dont mind u having a bf just makes it more fun mmmn x (replying now because I hate this sort of person)

Me: Go away

Shaun: Ok but keep my number he may piss u off x

Me: I wont. And he wont

Shaun: U will it turns u on x

What a twat!

Meme Junk

• 1.) How old are you?: 21 but I still feel 19
• 2.) Where do you go to school? Uni, University of Gloucestershire, Cheltenham
• 3.) Where do you work? The Farmhouse in the Covered Market
• 4.) Where do you live? Headington
• 5.) Where do you hang out? In my flat
• 6.) Any siblings? 2 Sisters and a Brother
• 7.) Who was your childhood best bud and still is your buddy?  Erm... probably Kiri? We're still good friends.
• 8.) Pets? Want some
• 9.) How many tattoos do you have? None
• 10.) How many piercings do you have? One on each ear
• 11) What car do you drive? A Yaris occasionally, hopefully a Fiat 500 in the future
• 12) Had your heart broken? A couple of times by a couple of people
• 13. Single/Taken/Married/Divorced? Very much Taken

• WHAT WERE YOU DOING…
• 1 MINUTE AGO: This
• 1 HOUR AGO: Sleeping
• 1 DAY AGO: Playing Left 4 Dead with Jack and Ceri
• 1 YEAR AGO: Moping probably
• First piercing: Ears
• First credit card: Mastercard
• Last big car ride: Big car? What? I dunno!
• Last movie seen in theaters: Quantum of Solace
• Last food consumed: Bindi Bhajhi
• Last person you texted: Jack
• Last drink drank: Apple Juice

• SHORT ANSWER.
• I AM: Silly
• I HAVE: No self-confidence
• I LIKE: Memes XD 
• I WISH: My art was better 

• FAVORITES
• NUMBER: 3
• COLOUR: Green
• DAY(S): Friday
• MONTH(S): July/December
• SEASON: Summer
• DRINK: Dandelion and Burdock

• IN THE LAST 2 DAYS, HAVE YOU…
• CRIED? Yes
• HELPED SOMEONE?  Yes
• GOTTEN SICK? No
• GONE TO THE MOVIES? No
• SAID ‘I love you’? Yes several times
• TALKED TO AN EX? I don't have one
• WRITTEN IN A DIARY? Mine's gone walkabouts
• HAD A SERIOUS TALK? Semi

• EXCITEMENT
• 1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you? No :<
• 2. Which of your friends is most excitable? Hannah 
• 3. If you could have anything right now, what would it be? A degree, A PGCE and thus a teaching job which I enjoy.

• YOU
• 1. Name: Helen Motley
• 2. Where were you born? Cardiff
• 3. What’s your main goal in life? Get married, have a baby and have a job I really enjoy.
• 4. Do you want to have children? See above
• 5. How do you want to die? Quick, unexpected and painless. 

• LOVE
• 1. Do you have a crush? Yeah, on my boyfriend XD
• 2. Who is the best hugger that you know? Ceri :3
• 3. Do you believe in love at first sight? Yes, but only for one of two people. 

• LAST
• 1. Person you saw not in your family? Jack
• 2. Person you hugged? Ceri
• 3. Shared a bed with someone? Last night 
• 4. Movie/TV Show watched? Kill Bill
• 5. Person to see you cry? Ceri
• 6. Song you listened to? Bang Bang

• IN THE LAST MONTH HAVE YOU
• 1. Bought something? Christmas presents
• 2. Gotten sick? No
• 3. Been hugged? Yes
• 4. Felt stupid? Many times
• 5. Missed someone? Yes 
• 6. Failed a test? No
• 7. Danced? Not really

• HAVE YOU EVER
• 1. Said “I Love you”? Yes
• 2. Given money to a homeless person? Yes. 
• 3. Smoked? No
• 4. Waited all night for a phone call? Yes
• 5. Snuck out? No
• 6. Sat and looked at the stars? Yes.
• 7. Slept in a bed with the opposite sex? Yes
• 8. Hooked up in the woods? Lol no
• 9. Spent more than $200 in one day on shopping? Yes :3
• 10. Hooked up in the shower? Yes
• 11. Been dumped? No
• 12. Stolen money from a friend? No 
• 13. Slept naked? Yes
• 14. Seen someone die? No
• 15. Been on an airplane? Yes
• 16. Slept all day? No, someday.
• 17. Missed someone so much it hurt? Yes
• 18. Fallen asleep during school? Nearly
• 19. Been lonely? Yes a lot
• 20. Cheated in a game? Yes
• 21. Been to the ER? Yes
• 22. Been in a car accident? No

Life, but not as we know it

It's been a while since I've updated, I've been busy and really haven't had a huge amount to say.

So what have I done recently?

• I've finished my second year on the illustration course with a decent pass.
• Tomorrow I start on the third and final week of my paid teaching work experience at Bournside.
• I have taken my bed apart and will be sleeping on my mattress alone for my final week in this house as I move out of Cheltenham on the 28th of June.
• Packing as much as I can in between the teaching and will be taking some of my clothes and DVDs back to Cardiff today.

I'm starting to realise just how much I've acquired over the years, so there will be a reckoning(!) and lots of wardrobe and cupboard purging over the summer.

For those who are even slightly interested, along side my portfoilo website I now have my personal random one located here


Oh, it's my birthday in two weeks (on the saturday) I shall be twenty one

Relationship MEEEME

Stolen from Karzrave

The Beginning

How did it all begin?
There was a long late night conversation that resulted in my confessing my feelings to him and him saying he returned them.

How long until you met the parents?
He met mine a week or so later, I met his a month later

When was it official?
3rd January 2008

The good...

Whats your happiest memory of them?
When he said that he cared and when he first came to visit me, our first kiss.

Whats the sweetest thing they have ever done for you?
Er, lots actually. The tickets to Phantom of the Opera for Valentines day were pretty awesome though.

Do they buy you lots of gifts?
Gifting happens fairly regularly

Whats your favorite thing to do together?
Watch films or play video games most likely.

When did you know you were falling in love?
I kinda thought it from the day I met him but when I really knew it was when I felt myself being incredibly jealous seeing or thinking about him with other women.

Who said I love you first?
He did

Is it true love?
Yes

How do you know this?
How could I not?

The bad...

Whats their worst habit?
His memory

What annoys you about them?
His memory

Would they ever cheat?
Never

Have they ever cheated?
No

Do you trust them?
Absolutely

The ugly....

Best facial feature?
Nose

Favorite part of their body?
Eyes

Hair colour?
Dark Blonde

What do they smell of?
Nice

What are they wearing when you picture them in your head?
Long black coat, long scarf, jeans, converse, headphones.

Intimacy...

How do you feel when they hold you?
Safe and Happy

How do you feel when you fall asleep and wake up in their arms?
Loved and Lucky

How does it feel when they touch you?
Depends where

Does their touch give you goose bumps?
Erm.... depends if he's had his hands in the icebox?

Do they kiss your neck?
Yes

Your tummy?
Not really

Your forehead?
Once or twice

Deep and meaningfull...

Could you be without them?
No

Do you think about them constantly when your apart?
Yes

How long have you been together?
Nearly two and a half years

Can you see a future together?
Yes

Would you like to get married?
Yes

Have children?
Yes

Where can you see your relationship in a years time?
Better than it is already as we'll be living together.

5 years time?
Will still be together still going strong if not stronger

Do you know there is definitely no-one better out there for you?
Yes

Are you scared they might find someone better?
Yes, always, I'm not that great.

Are they your best friend as well as your lover?
Yes :)

Do they come first over everyone else in your life?
Yes

On a lighter note...

Whats the funniest thing you have ever done together?
Um, quite a few things. We had a water fight over the washing up the other day that was rather amusing.

Say something that only you two understand.
King Fisher

Do you have nick names for each other?
Kinda

Do they make you laugh?
Noes

Do you wrestle?
What? No.

Are they ticklish?
Yesh

Are you?
Unbelievably

Their Favorites...

Food?
Cheese

Drink?
Tea

Sport?
Sailing

Past time?
Lego

Animal?
Wombat

Aftershave?
Nivea somethingorother

Clothing style?
Student?

Band?
Lifehouse

Music?
Alternative

Your things....

Song?
Train - Drops of Jupiter or Hanging by a Moment - Lifehouse

DVD?
Paprika

Place to hang out?
With him

Meal to cook together?
Erm... dunno yet, sausage and mash maybe

Lasts...

Time you saw them?
Four days ago

Kissed them?
Four days ago

Spoke to them?
Today

The last text they sent you?
Today

When will you...

See them again?
Tomorrow

Speak to them again?
Today

Tell them you love them again?
Today

Have you ever?

Spent the night together?
Yeeees

Celebrated a holiday together?
Yes

Met the parents?
Yes

Had naughty time?
Yes

Done anything spontaneous together?
Not really

Is this love?
Definitely

New Comment system

I was kinda annoyed that I couldn't have comment threads, so I installed Intense Debate on my blog, but it does mean that some of the previous comments have gone up in the air a bit. Don't worry I still have them and have read them all, I get them emailed to me.

Hurrah

Holy Crap!

Work in Progress

I've been working on this for hours and hours and I think that's all I can do for today. I'm loving it so far.
Prismacolor pencils, 19 colours used so far.

Meh

Yaaaay I feel super ill at the moment.
Everything I've eaten since sunday has made me feel bloated and poorly and yesterday I felt like being sick. (managed to stay that off with a bath and a glass of water)
But now I don't want to eat anything, just the thought of food is making me feel sick.
I had a chocolate milkshake so far today, and I could just about manage that.

I don't want to eat anything else, I might have to go on to drinking yoghurts for a while, as when I feel like this they're the only thing I can count on not to make me feel horrendous.

Ugh

[Edit]


Yeah amazon, those things are so related

silliness

yay geekery!

77% Geek

YAY

I am a clumsy moo

Dismount the Bannister

So as usual I'm fucking things up.

I'm going to have to live off food in the freezer + rice for the next two weeks because my money has all gone bye byes. Don't you dare give me any more anyone, you know who you are.

I. Will. Get. By.

This is probably a good thing anyway as I need to eat a lot less. I keep allowing myself to be tempted by chocolate and alcohol and it has taken its toll on me as I'm now back up to 14 stone.
I'm two weeks behind in one of my Uni projects and further behind in another. The latter I have to present on Wednesday. I'm failing this year I just know it.
My room is a mess a short while after Ceri tidied it up.
I am also having my head bitten off at random intervals by my best friend for reasons I can't understand or control such as my knowledge and hearing (or lack of in both respects).

OH and I have a Urinary Tract Infection which needs only to be diagnosed by a doctor for me to go from 99% sure to 100% sure of my self-diagnosis.

So yes, I feel a lot like shit right now. How was your day?

deviantART meme

RULES:
1) Answer the questions below
2) Take each answer and type it into dA search box
3) Take a deviation from the first page of results (may use ' popular' or 'newest' ) and post thumb (for subscribers) or link (non-subscribers)
4) You can't copy the persons answers who posted this before you


1. The age you will be on your next birthday: 21


2. A place you'd like to travel: New Zealand


3. Your favorite place: Chile


4. Your favorite object: sketchbook


5. Favorite food: Mexican


6. Your favorite animal: Cat


7. Your favorite color: Purple and Orange >_>


8. The town/state/etc in which you live: Cheltenham now, Cardiff is home and London with Ceri





9. Name of past pet: Sirius


10. A dream come true: love


11. Your nickname/screenname: maxwell-heza


12. Middle name: Mary


13. Favorite Smell: Cooking


14. Bad habit of yours: Procrastination


15. Your first job: Teaching kids how to make dreamcatchers


16. Favourite Movie: Paprika


17. What are you doing right now? Drawing


18. Whats The Weather Like? Cooold!


19. Favourite Sport: Skiing


20. Favourite Music/Style/Band: Trance/Classical/Soundtrack

Brighter than the cow

The Incredible Journey

So I'm going to be on a coach for 4 hours, then a ferry for 6 and then a coach again for another 4 hours before I reach my destination in Angouleme for the international Comic Festival.

Loooong journey and it's going to be the same back come Sunday.  Hopefully it'll be worth it.

Have Mini Eggs and Mint Creams as previsions.  Also my iPod, DS and Camera.

Might make a short film about our trip if I get bored enough.

Here's to surviving the journey. 

Laters.

More Video

From the route to Pizza Express at Ceri's Christmas devMeet.

Hole in foot caused by stepping rather badly on a plug.